Morecambe seems to have a thing for ‘bird art’. Given half a chance, they’ll stick a bird on it. The roundabout on the Promenade? Let’s put a colony of cormorants on it. The railings on the sea wall? Ditto. The large rock on the lighthouse promontory? Ditto. In fact my advice is not to sit still too long in Morecambe or you might have a bird sculpture attached to you, which makes a difference from Bristol, where it would just be seagull poo!